While my entries are generally on the serious side, and life is rapidly changing around Mitch and I this week, I decided to lighten up the mood on this Vegan Thursday. While there will be no feast tonight, as I renew my CPR and Derek gets the truck loaded up and ready to go, humor seems to be in order. Since it IS (and forever will be known as) Vegan (Feast) Thursday, I offer these…
What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
We have to stop meating like this.
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a militant vegan?
Lactose intolerant.
and finally…..
How many vegans does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients. Of course!
Never overlook the importance of humor…and laughter. It’s good for every part of us. On the serious side, I hope you will consider a meatless meal or two, today. It’s good for every part of us and the world, too. Wishing Jolene a safe flight tonight. GET SOME SLEEP ON THAT PLANE! Can’t wait to meet you, tomorrow.
My thoughts are with you during this bittersweet time. Remember…”the best is yet to come!” oxoxxoxo
Very Funny – OK – Now some carnivore humor !
Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs ? A: Ground Beef !
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You don’t have to think veganism is a-okay but you should atleast respect the rights of people to live as they wish as vegans. If you don’t like, ignore it instead of abuse animals. I’ll be living with a clear conscience on a healthy and yummy diet